Do you need a little more in your life? Instead of a face tattoo why not get one of our super delicious Magnetic Bottle Openers. This device serves two purposes:
Our bottle openers are all made by hand and not by some emotionless Robot* programmed to do our every bidding. We take our time crafting our openers so every one of them exudes our love for woodworking.
We start our process by selecting the best locally harvested wood. We then laminate complimentary woods in a design that's both aesthetically pleasing and wicked awesome. Our openers go through several rounds of sanding to bring the surface to a silky smooth finish and we apply two coats of polyurethane to seal and protect the wood from normal use.
Now for the magic :)
We take the most powerful magnets on Earth and epoxy them in place behind a barrier of wood less than 1/8 of an inch thick. This allows for nearly the full strength of the magnet to catch up to 50 bottle caps and then some.
*We personally have nothing against robots. If we had the means we'd get a robot because robots are cool.